Stupendous at Sadism + PERMISSION POST + Don't read this, Az, because spoilers maybe

[songofmypeople]

I don't normally do intro posts because I am horrid at them, but in the case of this new guy I am tentatively throwing your way, one is definitely needed.

PLEASE CHECK TARN'S PERMISSION POST <-- as I probably won't be able to tag logs with any of y'all until I get a sense of your thresholds.

Also, of exceptional note re: permissions, Tarn is pretty dedicated to hunting down IDW Decepticon 'traitors'. If you have a Decepticon that he could possibly consider as having been naughty... Tarn might decide to hunt them down in order to brutally murder them in as ridiculous a fashion as possibly. What I need to know is if YOU WOULD LIKE TARN TO  LEAVE  YOUR  CHARACTERS  AND THEIR PLOTS ALONE because if he decides he's interested in someone, he's liable to insinuating himself into their lives and/ or at the very least talk about them to other characters. So if that's too plot-pushy for you to be comfortable with, please let me know to shove off in advance.

Other important things to note: Tarn can manipulate sparks by modulating his voice. Thanks to the lambda, his powers are a little finicky at times but some outcomes still include: incredible agony straight in your robot soul and/or death. I'm saying that Tarn needs to be physically close to a person to do this, but you need to be aware that this is something he's capable of. So please let me know if you're not down with this / want me to steer clear of your characters' sparks.

One more warning to preempt anyone getting the wrong idea / feeling uncomfortable:
Tarn is probably irredeemable evil but he's certainly a jackass to the highest degree. This guy is a final boss level villain who's also a professional sadist. No really, that's his day job. He also has the capacity to be super creepy and/or touchy (just comes with the territory) but here's the important part: If you think or get any vibes at ALL that a thread is heading into the sexual non-con territory ... you'd be wrong. I'm not going to play Tarn as that sort of character. He not interested in mixing that particular pleasure with his business; normal torture is already way too much fun. I just want to be clear here, if I haven't been approached OOC, or we don't have an OOC agreement, then you can rest assured, aside from preposterous violence, Tarn's creeping is harmless.

(edit:) Potential Plot Notes:

- If you're looking to get your character killed, I'll volunteer my bloke since that's actually what he's made a career of.
- Tarn needs Tcogs to fuel an addiction he has, and is always looking for these.
- He also enjoys music, culture, and being really pretentious. Invite him to parties so he can make you feel bad about yourself.
- He's a few tools short of his usual torture ensemble, so if you've got weapons that can be misused, he'd love to speak with you.
- Decepticon traitors, you know what he wants.
- Also he'd love to start a book club. Megatron fans are of course always welcome.

Comments

[organ_pharming]

hi.

[songofmypeople]

[ --Beep!-- You have 1 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]

[organ_pharming]

best dear_mun trolling ever

[songofmypeople]

Hahaha. Thanks! Glad you liked it!

(Though Tarn wasn't much pleased by Pharma's implications.)

[organ_pharming]

>>; It's like a surgeon's generals warning. Gotta make sure you don't use t-cogs while pregnant you druggie.

[songofmypeople]

mechpreg....

It's not like he was indulging while driving.

Wait...

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[songofmypeople]

> YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS

You should join his book club!

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

TARN READS AMBULON THE HUNGRY LITTLE CATERPILLAR

THE AGONY IS UNBELIEVABLE

[songofmypeople]

8 PM every Friday night it's Story Time with Uncle Tarn on the link.

Gather 'round, kiddies.
Today is The Little Astrotrain that Could (be an integral part of the Decepticon cause, and was graciously allowed to continue living since he didn't fuck up and decide to leave.)

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

[songofmypeople]

This next story goes out to my homie, Ambulon.

It's called The Tree with no Limbs.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

watch your ass man
ambulon just may get a leg up on you when you least expect it

[songofmypeople]

Excuse, you. But Tarn's not worried, now that he's here, you're on your last leg(s) as far as he's concerned.

[deadlydoctor]

LOOOKIE WHAT WE HAVE HEREEEEEEE /seduces

NAUGHTICONS YOU SAID?

So far Blurr doesn't fall into that category and backstabbing is like a normal Monday for the TFP's Cons buuuuuuuuuuuuuut yeah I don't think Knock Out did anything that could catch Tarn's attention. His torturing ways and the whole DJD freaks me och but he's one damn sexy glorious bastard.

Feel free to pester my characters hon, you know that if I get uncomfortable with anything I will just let you know.

[songofmypeople]

/Serenades with phat beats.

HE LIKES THEM NAUGHTY.

Tarn's probably not that concerned right now with robots from different universes so long as they stay out of his way. That said, he does have a thing for Tcogs doctors.

Maybe we could work out a mutually beneficial arrangement.

Will do, <3

[deadlydoctor]

Sorry he only likes Gaga and Katy Perry.

I thought he liked them dead, also.

Tarn is free to pester KO, meanwhile my doc her will wonder why the guy got the Decepticon's insignia as a face. Now that's dedication to the cause.

Oh yes.

♥

[songofmypeople]

/Offers a classy remix?

Best case scenario: Naughty AND Dead

Meanwhile: I LOVE THE DECEPTICONS SO MUCH I MADE THEM MY FACE!! :D (I have a feeling he'd like Soundwave's fashion choices)
♥♥♥

[raceme]

/Uhm.....Swoons.

BEST CASE? are you sure?

AJHSDJA AHAHAHAH So subtle, man. (yup)

[thehardway]

FIRST OFF: Hello hello, I'm Alba. I play a few guys here. I have Ultra Magnus (IDW), Gunmax (J-Decker), Soundwave (Shattered Glass) and Fulcrum (specifically for the Glyphless event.)

I sob openly because I only have Fulcrum for about a week more.

BUT IN THAT SPAN OF A WEEK, I have him, so if you wanted to do anything with him, let me know.

If there's ever a confrontation with Magnus and Tarn, we can work something out, I think, in regards to anything spark-related. :|a

Soundwave would be... interesting, because he doesn't have a spark, but instead an ember. Either way, hilariously fascinating.

Gunmax has no spark to speak of and has been maimed once already by Overlord. We'll see if anything comes up.

[songofmypeople]

I'm actually in the middle of finals and a move -- movers are here tomorrow -- so I'm not sure I'll be around much during the Glyphless event. If I am, Tarn's probably going to be a little more interested in the baby Megatron running around since he figures he can just horrifically murder Fulcrum when he gets around to it. Or maybe Fulcrum will go mad and save him the trouble.

I imagine Ultra Magnus is somewhat aware of the DJD since they've been traipsing around for a while. Any idea what he might think of the organisation? Would he even care? Does he find their version of 'justice' a little unsettling? And by 'unsettling' I mean 'hot'.

Ahahaha, SG Soundwave's ember would be hilarious. Tarn tries crooning sweet torture songs into it and Soundwave doubles over in a giggle fit because it tickles. #Awkward

[thehardway]

Nah, I understand, and I sorta figure in terms of everything, Fulcrum is sort of at the bottom of Tarn's Important Crap To Do list right now anyhow.

I figure Magnus looks down severely upon the DJD's terms of "justice" and how they execute their betrayers. This would be interesting for him to approach in the game!

OH CRAP that's hilarious. I want this.

[songofmypeople]

... Tarn's track record with checking if things are dead is only 1/3 anyway. So yeah, Fulcrum's probably pretty low on the scale.

Provided Magnus doesn't take a Shoot On Sight approach to Tarn, any dialogue between these two is going to be SO PATRONIZING from Tarn's end.

And then Tarn invited Soundwave over for biscuits, tickling, and tea because clearly more testing needs to be done.

[windyellow]

Hi there. While Dustin would not like it, his mun has NO problems with him being creeped on, tortured, or having his personal space disturbed. I'd just like a heads up, that's all.

Also, I'm Kyle. Dustin happens to be my only character thus far.

[songofmypeople]

Hey! Tarn's my only guy right now, too.

Is Dustin a human then?

[windyellow]

Yep. Well, technically he can transform into a ninja Power Ranger (In yellow spandex) which makes him much stronger and more agile than most humans.

[songofmypeople]

Oh good! Sounds like he should be able escape in the event Tarn decides he wants to get a little grabby.

[windyellow]

Sounds like fun. This will be interesting should they meet.

[songofmypeople]

Nooooo idea how he'll react to humans. He might just think they're pests and try to ignore them too.

Totally depends.

[notyourblueangel]

LOL late is late, what with hiatus and just life in general and...yeah.

I don't know Tarn but OH HEY THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN! XD;;; *is sadistic to her characters*

I know a fair amount about IDW Thundercracker (despite mixing icons for range of expression/gestures, this is strictly G1 cartoon TC in practice). Would Tarn consider him a traitor for what he did in New York? Do many people even /know/ about that? (I can't see Skywarp having been quiet about it). /This/ TC didn't do that, but I can see Tarn getting them mixed up and blaming him. =3

...IDK, I just think I wanna play with this. A lot. XD;;;

Sorry . . . by the way, I'm Dragon. Welcome to the game!

[songofmypeople]

Glad you like the sound of my character. Since some of your questions are similar to the ones on my permissions page, I'll just address them there.

Thanks for the welcome!

[notyourblueangel]

Heh, yeah, wasn't sure which would be best to reply to, so did both to be safe.