Oh, Kitty!

[silverkitty]

Hello everyone! FrenchyWolf brings you this charming kitty, Shira from Ice Age 4! She got a it of a temper, but I swear she is nice! (Sometimes!)
At first she will be completely lost, since she doesn't even know what metal is, so don't get her started on giant robots, humans with swords, and other strange thingies!

Someone wants to play with her for her arrival, knowing that she will run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (in terror is optional) and might become dangerous if cornered. She won't attack first, though.

Comments

[furryfarkinfiend]

Oh please. If you want me to get into the farkin' science of it all, I will. But I wasn't sure your primitive farkin' brain could handle it. Wouldn't want to overwhelm the old one, now would I?

[WHOO EXPLOSIONS AND BITING AND BULLETS.]

[silverkitty]

Old? Me? Please, my fur is silver, not... you know... dull grey near the eyes and the ears, rodent.

[YEAH I GOT BIG TEETH AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! BUT I WONT EAT YOU BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T BE SANITARY!]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Right, and you aren't a prehistoric relic of a species that didn't survive into modern times where I'm from.

Good job, mate. Really.

[YEAH AND HE'S GOT BIG GUNS AND ROBOT FRIENDS IF ALL ELSE FAILS.]

[silverkitty]

What? Did you fall on your little fuzzy head? I am not prehistoric! Saber toothed cats are quite common in my world, and I have a mate! We are hardly extinct.

Are you sure you are not sick or something?

[HEY BRINGING IN THE GIANT ROBOTS IS UNFAIR! THAT'S CHEATING, MAN!]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Mate, they show off the bones of your kind in museums where I'm from. You all died out and made way for the new species to thrive.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you lot didn't make it all that far in the long run.

[NO IT'S CALLED BEING RESOURCEFUL.]

[silverkitty]

Well, at least we are famous, rodent. Are you?
Species evolve, that's how it goes, so I am not surprised. In my time, we thrive. That's all.

[NUH HU, WHEN YOU GOT A FORT MAX BACKING YOU UP, IT'S CLEARLY CHEATING!]

[furryfarkinfiend]

I'm apart of a team that has saved the galaxy time and time again, you old hag. You're not so much famous as an argument point between scientists and religious zealots.

[He might be lying about that being the only reason you're famous but..

NOPE. JUST CALLED BEING AWESOME.]

[silverkitty]

Oh, and I am sure you did only save the "galaxy" [whatever that is, btw] rodent. How many people want to step on you, honestly?

[WAIT UNTIL SHE BEFRIEND OVERLORD!]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Why would they want to step on the best military strategist that they've got, hm? Without me, the Guardians of the Galaxy would fall apart!

[Actually, without Star-lord they would but..well..shh.

OH IT'S ON ALLEY CAT.]

[silverkitty]

Oh, so you are important, hm, rodent? I am so impressed. Forgive me if I don't bow before you or something, but I will believe it when I see it. For now, you are just a rat with an attitude.

[BRING IT ON, SMELLY RAG!]