MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WHATEVER, BABY.

[engrishdetective]

So here's the deal.

Gunmax is preparing himself for Christmas Eve. Do you wanna know why?

He's decking out his motorcycle, Gunbike, to vaguely look like Santa's sleigh. Gunmax himself will have put together a robot-sized Santa hat for himself, because Christmas is the best thing ever okay, he's real focused here.

Kay has helped him put together several Christmas cards. This means just about everyone is going to get one. Handmade! LOVINGLY. Some of them will be personalized, some of them are probably generic. But just about everyone will get a card!

I say just about because let's be honest, Overlord is just getting coal.

So on Christmas Eve, your character will probably hear a combination of a motorcycle engine, jingly bells, and a very Engrishy shout of MERRY CHRISTMAS as your crap gets delivered.

P.S.: I'm sorry Dead End if you get a freak-out session over this. /trollface

Comments

[thxforthememories]

Oh my god.

I love you. beibi

[engrishdetective]

Kagerou will get a special card and gift. Really.

[thxforthememories]

It's a bag of dicks isn't it.

[engrishdetective]

a bag of dildos

they're shiny at least

[thxforthememories]

But are they purple?

that is the most important

[raceme]

OMFG. That's so adorable.

He should use Frank as a reindeer.

[engrishdetective]

OH GOD

CAN HE??

HE'LL PUT A GLOWY RED NOSE ON FRANK

[raceme]

OF COURSE HE CAN 8D


Asddkgda adorable

Frank can make Gunmax's bike move even faster is he's leading.

[engrishdetective]

THAT IS AWESOME.

GO FRANK. LET'S BRING SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER.

[raceme]

HERE, FOR YOU:



THEY SHOULD SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS ALL THE WAY ...ell , Frank will YIP. He also demands seem energon goodies after that, though.

[engrishdetective]

NICE

And Frank will so get spoiled at the end of it.

[raceme]

C8

He will be the happiest turbofox ever.

[dinnerdate]

COAL BOMBS. THE COAL BOMBS ARE COMING

[songofmypeople]

Does Tarn get a present?

And what could/should he be expecting?

Totes okay if you think it best for Santa Gunmax to skip this address.

[engrishdetective]

Probably a vague Christmas card wishing him a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, is my guess! And maybe a flask of energon. Gunmax doesn't know crap about Tarn enough to not give him anything.

[songofmypeople]

A robot sized card? (Please say yes. He'd put it on his mantle, or something)

Sounds adorable. And hey, if Gunmax wants to come in for cookies, Tarn's door is always open... :'D

[engrishdetective]

A ROBOT SIZED CARD.

Are they energon cookies. B( /suspicious look

[songofmypeople]

Possibly! It's at least marginally more likely than a small 3rd-party file meant to keep track of Gunmax's metadata.

[winged_knight]

This is....fantastic. The image alone....

Gunmax, I take back all those things I thought about you and never said!

[rednotbluethx]

please feel free to pitch the lump of coal at frenzy's head