have any of you seen a pair of glasses~?

[namesnotprowl]

Hello, Re-Al. Jayde aqui!

You wanted more giant robots that look like a Ginsu knife collection gone bad, right? BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING ONE. Namely, Barricade from the Bay movies (and some of the comics and one of the novels Bayverse is full of crazy).

But wait, there's more! He is joining us with previous game canon from Axiom Nexus and Singularity. What does this mean? Well, his face got an upgrade to more humanoid than canon (BAYFORMERS WITH ACTUAL LIPS OH NOES), and he has some medical skill, especially with cross-dimensional upgrades.
Also, he quit the Decepticons recently because he can't abide robot zombies.

He is going to shamelessly flirt with all of you robots. ::D

Comments

[dytabytes]

Ratchet is not going to know how to can with this one.

AKA: WOOT BARRICADE :D

[namesnotprowl]

Ratchet darlin', it's okay. Very few mechs can handle my sheer awesome~ ::3

IN OTHER NEWS I AM SO EXCITE FOR THIS

[docbot]

He'll acclimate eventually but right now it's just "fffffff" all day all the time

I AM SO EXCITED TOO EEEE :D

[namesnotprowl]

Poor Ratchet has the worst luck with people. He gets Wheeljack and this guy XD

I WILL LET MY ICON EXPRESS MY HAPPY OVER THIS

[sword_redemption]

BUT I LIKED HIS OLD FACE. >:\

[namesnotprowl]

BUT TRANSTECH SHOCKWAVE DIDN'T ::(

at least he still has his four freaky eyes and all dem chevron spikes?

[sword_redemption]

....and the nommable tires?

[namesnotprowl]

Still on his shoulders ::3

[sword_redemption]

TO THE KINK MEME!!!!

[namesnotprowl]

KINK MEME, AWAY!

[invisiblepinkboat]

:D Jayde

[namesnotprowl]

8D Chibi

[invisiblepinkboat]

Please keep your mouth under control, Barricade. :|

But yeees hello.

I'm still waffling about Cliffjumper

[namesnotprowl]

But how can he when everyone here is so pretty and easy to torment?

/enables horribly

[invisiblepinkboat]

Jetfire would be... flustered, Elita would probably be unimpressed. Or vaguely flirt back, unsure. :|a /indulges in icon

shhh, shh. but it's leaning that way, yes.

[namesnotprowl]

Come flirt back Elita, it's more fun that way ::3

me gusta!

[lordmegatron]

Maybe. :|

/uses wrong account

[namesnotprowl]

alsdkjfsljf the one mech that Barricade normally doesn't flirt with unless they go by Magnum gadzooks!

[lordmegatron]

;D Isn't it such a nice icon?

and he doesn't look half-bad, does he?

[namesnotprowl]

It really is.

gah, stupid sexy Megatrons~ :D

[lordmegatron]

The prettiest~ Have another! ;D

that they are 8D

[namesnotprowl]

Megatrons make it so hard for him to not flirt. Aside from that On-Pain-of-Death business XD

[lordmegatron]

Or more like "unimpressed that is not professional do it off the clock" glares. :D

(Just look at that sneer)

[namesnotprowl]

B-but sir I'm never off the clock.

(that handsome handsome sneer~)

[lordmegatron]

I suppose you're either going to have to cease and desist or become more imaginative, then.

(indeed, indeed~)

[dontasktrix]

\o/ Barricade, come be BFFs with Slipstream! They can be snarky and act like they know science and avoid all the difficult tasks!

[namesnotprowl]

Snark you say? Oh, he is so down with that! Fuzzy science forever \o/

[dontasktrix]

The most loyal and trustworthy of friends.

[namesnotprowl]

Oh absolutely~!

[raceme]

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE~

YAY Barricade :3 /excited

He quit the 'con's.....Blurr will be so confused.

[namesnotprowl]

Poor Blurr. Barricade's going to mess up everyone's neat little worldviews X3

[raceme]

I love him already.

Messing with the poor chars heads is always fun, you have my full permission to mess with him as much as you want.

[namesnotprowl]

brb flirtily hamming it up at Blurr forever and ever

[raceme]

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/someone needs an adult