Character Introductions and Plotting post!

[re_alignedmods]

Gooood evening everybody!

The official opening start time for Re/Alignment will be June 21st, 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific. (For those across the globe, feel free to poke us in here for clarification on this.)

Since this is less than two days away, we're putting up this post for everyone to introduce their characters in, and maybe start plotting who will be waking up next to or on top of whom! Will there be fights breaking out over the choicest pieces of junk on the junk pile? Medics trying to remove the mysterious glyphs? Problems understanding Japanese/Cybertronian before communicators are given out?

Jump in and find out~

Comments

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey Screamy~

Which category does Jackie fall into?

[my_own_trope]

If Wheeljack's asleep, looking the wrong way, caught under something heavy, or Starscream finds his swords first... He'll very quickly be in the dead category, if Starscream has his way.

Provided none of the above happens, HO SHIT ITS A WRECKER!!! D:
/tosses a coin for fleeing and hiding vs. chumming it up



Oh right. There was that small thing where he kidnapped you ... you're not still sore about that are you, Jackie?.... Because Starscream's already put it in his past.... And you should too...

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yep. He's totally over that. Totally. This punch to the face? Totally means he's over it.

[my_own_trope]

... You and Megatron speak the same language, huh?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Sharing is caring, Screamy!

[my_own_trope]

Glad you think so! Now allow him to share his claws. With your sensitive bits.

And while he's in there, don't mind him. He's just helping you share your Tcog.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Easy there, tiger. A little early to be stickin you're claws there on the first date.

At least get him flowers.


And let him give ya a grenade in return. You like grenades, right?

[my_own_trope]

You can have the flowers after you've put out. By the way, the Tcog is the take out.


And no thanks, grenades go straight to his thighs. He's been on a diet for the last ... 5-6 months(???) y'see.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Maybe if you worked them hips more he'd oblige. Take lessons from Bulkhead, bro.

Also why do you need a T-cog? You're not...missing one, are you?

[my_own_trope]

Bulkhead. Really. Really? Bulkhead? The big fat green one? That Bulkhead?









And, no reason. NOPE. NONE AT ALL. HE'S JUST FINE.
HE'S JUST DECIDED TO TAKE UP COLLECTING ROBOT KIDNEYS AS A HOBBY IS ALL.
GO AWAY. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Work 'em, Screamy. You got a lot of ground to make up for.

If Bulkhead beat you in the hip swing.

[my_own_trope]

Oh boy, you better pray you're not unconscious when Starscream comes wandering through the trash piles. Or we could have an escalating situation real quick.

Wrecker style.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Not sure if this is extremely kinky, grimdark, or a mix of the two.

[my_own_trope]

This is Prime Starscream. If I'm doing it right, it should be all of the above with a serving of: "gosh this is so sad."

"Sad's" connotation should be up to you.

... And then I shipped it?????? Wow. Didn't see that one coming.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Flowers or it doesn't happen, Screamy.

Carnations.

Oh Starscream~