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August Item Drop
Hello, Re/Alignment. It's Item Drop time! You can find the item your characters have been granted (and your swap partner, if you signed up for one) under the cuts. The items will be dropping from today until September 2nd, so get collecting!
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SINGLES
»Knock Out - A large sword. It bears a striking resemblance to the Dark Star Saber, but without any of its associated special abilities. It does seem to glow in the dark, however.
»Barricade - An orbital assault carrier that has seen better days. The weapons are offline and it'll take some work to get it airborne again, but it's far from unsalvageable.
»Strelok - A wiggling, hungry little pseudodog puppy, not quite ready to be on its own just yet. At this age it hasn't developed any of the mental abilities its species is sometimes known for, but maybe some day it will.
»Noisy Boy - The computer chip housing Zeus' autonomy programming. Go forth and fight, brave little boxer-bot!
»Kaon - A pair of musical tesla coils, set to play "In the Hall of the Mountain King."
»R2-D2 - A blue lightsaber that looks an awful lot like Anakin's. In fact, it probably is Anakin's. Mind your fingers around that thing.
»Rose - A motorcycle, gassed up and ready to go. Tribal dragons have been stenciled on each side.
»Skyfire - A non-sentient lab assistant drone. It doesn't speak, but it can follow simple instructions: hold this, bring me that instrument, go collect a sample. Eventually, it could be upgraded to contain and utilize its own bank of data collection and analysis instruments.
»Ambulon - A good-natured Diagnostic Drone, complete with darling little nurse's cap.
»Frenzy - An electric guitar. You can play it, it makes music. I'm stumped on what else to say about it.
»IDW Perceptor - The original Chronicles of the Wreckers. They're in good condition, for having landed in the Junk Pile.
»Blackarachnia - A small wolf plush toy, gray and fuzzy. When squeezed, it repeats a few recorded words: "I love you."
»FoC Perceptor - A set of self-help books: Making Friends: a Guide for Antisocial Geniuses, Other People Have Feelings: How Not to Crush Them, It's Okay, We All Die Alone: Coping with Abandonment. It should be noted that none of the authors are well-respected in their field.
»Sentinel Prime - A scrapbook bearing the title "The Good Old Days," and containing candid photos of Sentinel, Optimus, and Elita that no one should really have. In fact, Sentinel likely won't recall ever being in many of the depicted situations. Alternate universes, man, weird stuff.
»TFP Shockwave - A predacon bone. Not exactly fresh, but surely no less useful for Shockwave's purposes because of it. (Remember to clear the extent of development of any predacons you clone with it with the mods, first!)
»Drill Boy - A robotic monkey. It's frightened and confused, but it should calm down over time and grow into a friendly shoulder-sitting pet. Good luck taming its mischievous streak, however - some things can never be fully controlled!
»Bumblebee - Several holograms of Cybertron as it once was: shining and whole, bustling with activity. They were obviously taken from long before the war.
»Crow T. Robot - A VHS copy of Robot Monster. Lord, Crow, what is your life?)
»Urdnot Wrex - A pack of varren. Actually, it might be two or three packs' worth - there's quite a lot of them. They seem very hungry, and very aggressive - though maybe if you could kill off all but one, the survivor could be taken as a pet. Happy hunting!
»Albert Heinrich - A severed cyborg arm with a deathgrip on a collection of photographs: Hilda, Vina, the other cyborgs. Both the arm and the photos seem very old, as though they haven't been disturbed for a very long time.
»Skids - Several dozen road flags. Mixed in with the standard flags are the occasional misprints, which read "NO FUN ZONE". Maybe Prowl would have a use for those.
»Wheeljack - An energon whip. I don't really have any more flavour text for this one. You know what you requested, missy.
»Rewind - A DVD box set of several truly inspired movies: Battlefield Earth, Howard the Duck, Troll 2, Sharktopus, Human Centipede, the animated version of Titanic, and five copies of Catwoman.
»Mirage - Que's spectacles. Focus on the happy memories, Mirage.
»Skywarp - A throne, constructed from seeker wings: blue, black, gray and... well, maybe you shouldn't look too closely. You might recognize someone in there.
»Red Alert - A rocket launcher. What does a medic need a rocket launcher for? Dunno, but she's got one now.
»Four - An appropriately-sized and brightly-coloured bouncy castle, uninflated. It would probably make a good (if a little fragile) clubhouse once set up. A little digging in the nearby junk should produce a pump to inflate it with.
»Fairy Leviathan - An audio recording of several hours' worth of whale song. However, the person who recorded it didn't speak whale (as most people don't). The sounds are mostly those of a fractured pod calling for its lost members. It all sounds rather melancholy.
»Tarn - A transforming sniper rifle, although all it seems to transform into is a faceless body that looks a lot like Vos.
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SWAP PAIRS
All items found by these characters are packaged within unlabelled boxes. When opened, however, characters will find a name written in bold print at the bottom alongside a picture of the intended recipient - you can't miss it. Please contact your swap partner OOCly before your character finds the item or posts about finding it, so you two can decide how you want the exchange to occur, if you want to play it out or handwave it, or find out if your partner wants to renegotiate their surprise item with us first.
»Leonard McCoyadamndoctor - The box contains a comprehensive collection of poetry by Megatron, as well as his early political works. Included are some dramatic recordings and re-readings voiced by someone who very obviously has neither his charisma, his conviction, nor a degree in performance theater. You get what you pay for, okay? The name at the bottom of the box reads MEGATRON, alongside a picture of him.
»IDW Megatronmegaton - This box is big, very big. And yet, within it, there is a single photograph: two men side by side, wearing similar uniforms. One is smiling and one... not so much. It's an unremarkable sort of photo. But hey, it arrived in a really big box, so it must mean something to someone, right? The name at the bottom of the box reads LEONARD MCCOY, alongside a picture of him.
»Jetfireangleofscience - The box is absolutely packed and almost overflowing with origami paper of all sizes and colours. Some of the larger sheets are actually thin slices of metal, big enough for bots to manipulate and fold. The name at the bottom of the box reads MIKO NAKADAI, alongside a picture of her.
»Miko Nakadaiheavymetalgenkigirl - Inside this box is a book, containing some of the most poignant and powerful excerpts from the Covenant of Primus. There's also a cloak that seems to be made of woven strands of metal and a very tall hat. Cybertronian religious customs in alternate realities might be a little weird. The name at the bottom of the box reads JETFIRE, alongside a picture of him.
»McCranemccrane - The box contains a small, robotic penguin with evil-looking eyes. It seems mean... maybe it should stay in the box. The name at the bottom of the box reads LAHARL, alongside a picture of him.
»Laharllaharl - A robotic leg, large enough to function as one of the limbs of a combiner. Despite being non-sentient, it comes with enough pre-progamming to receive data from the group mind and transmit a little information as well - though the only vocal output it seems capable of are short beeps and the words "HELLO I AM LEG." The name at the bottom of the box reads MCCRANE, alongside a picture of him.
»Thundercrackernotyourblueangel - There's a chess set in the box. It's a nice portable set: the gameboard can be folded in two to form a carrying case for the pieces. The name at the bottom of the box reads KAY FARADAY, alongside a picture of her.
»Kay Faradaylittlecrowgirl - There's a gumball machine in the box. However, instead of the standard earth bubblegum, the spheres inside the machine are filled with an unsually tacky variety of energon. It's probably as close to gum as robots can get. The name at the bottom of the box reads THUNDERCRACKER, alongside a picture of him.
»Elita Oneinvisiblepinkboat - The box contains a family photo: Cody Burns, and four adults. In what is surely a tremendous shock, the name at the bottom of the box reads CODY BURNS, alongside a different picture of him.
»Cody Burnstoguidethem - The box contains what looks like a very large, very pink bird-shaped drone. A little examination will reveal that it's capable of transforming into a set of attachable wings that are just about the right size for a Cybertronian. The name at the bottom of the box reads ELITA ONE, alongside a picture of her.
»Ravageim_wavin - There's a rather sizable cannon in the box, around ten feet in length, give or take a few feet. It's big enough to dish out some pretty serious hits, but it doesn't look to have an unlimited number of shots. The name at the bottom of the box reads BULKHEAD, alongside a picture of him.
»Bulkhead,neverputincharge - The box contains a ball pit - yes, an entire ball pit, complete with a few hundred colourful balls, and large enough for a cassetticon to lounge around inside. The name at the bottom of the box reads RAVAGE, alongside a picture of him.
»Power Joekungfugeek - The box contains a rather extensive scrapbooking kit. Blank books, decorative paper, stickers, little charms, scissors... If it can be used to make a scrapbook, it's probably in the box. Everyone needs a hobby! The name at the bottom of the box reads BLURR, alongside a picture of him.
»Blurrraceme - The box contains a box set of a Spanish soap opera, the title of which translates to something along the lines of "When Javier Loved Me." The plot is difficult to make out, a majority of the lines are delivered by crying actors, and tense scenes are often interrupted by past characters coming back from the dead. There are one hundred and three episodes to be enjoyed. The name at the bottom of the box reads POWER JOE, alongside a picture of him.
»IDW Starscreamaerospacecommander - This box contains a gun! No, wait, it's moving. Now it's changing form - is that a little metal boar made out of gun pieces? Why, yes it is. Its name is Noji, though it probably won't be able to tell you that. The name at the bottom of the box reads FRACAS, alongside a picture of him.
»Fracasredshirtrobot - There's a large aquarium in the box, filled with about a dozen mean little piranacons. Handfeeding the piranacons is not recommended. The name at the bottom of the box reads STARSCREAM, alongside a picture of him.
»Kagerouthxforthememories - Inside the box is what looks to be a coffee machine, though instead of coffee it produces more Cybertronian-appropriate fare. It also only seems to have two settings: freezing, and scalding. Every one out of ten uses it spits out a cup full of robot-safe, Cybertronian-consumable sprinkles instead. How bizarre. The name at the bottom of the box reads BLITZWING, alongside a picture of him.
»Blitzwingthermosomatic - Inside this relatively small box are five shuriken. They don't look all that remarkable, but there's no judging sentimental value from mere looks, is there? The name at the bottom of the box reads KAGEROU, alongside a picture of him.
»Cliffjumpercliffjumper - Within this box lies a birdcage. A half dozen little yellow birds are fluttering and twittering about behind its bars, occasionally pecking at the little bell hanging inside it with them. The name at the bottom of the box reads SWOOP, alongside a picture of him.
»Swoopprettyfly4adinobot - There's a bottle inside the box, full of little walking nuts and bolts. They're scraplets, for sure, though they're of a non-aggressive persuasion. Instead of eating metal, they'll heal it. The name at the bottom of the box reads CLIFFJUMPER, alongside a picture of him.
»IDW Ironhidearnhaid - The box contains a "#1 DETECTIVE" mug big enough for a Cybertronian, as well as a "Best Friends" photoframe... but the picture inside the frame is only of Prowl. Predictably, the name at the bottom of the box reads PROWL, alongside a picture of him.
»Prowlfun_police - Inside the box is a Cybertronian-sized light-up tie bearing the word "DAD". The name at the bottom of the box reads IRONHIDE, alongside a picture of him.
»Sideswipestabbywheelfeet - The box contains a Cybertronian-sized pair of rollerblades. They are painted in garish hues of lime green and an optic-searing pink. The name at the bottom of the box reads MEGATRON, alongside a picture of him.
»SG Megatrona_father_to_his_men - There's a claw machine inside the box, the kind filled with stuffed animals. In addition to the usual stuffed bears and colourful fuzzy animals, this one seems to contain a few plush cars, as well. It is just as difficult to get the prize you're after out of this machine as any other - and the glass on this one seems unusually resistant to being punched. The name at the bottom of the box reads SIDESWIPE, alongside a picture of him.
»Bay!Shockwavenoparachutes - The box contains a grappling line mod, in suspiciously Optimus Prime-y colours. Were sure it's simple coincidence. The name at the bottom of the box reads SLIPSTREAM, alongside a picture of her.
»Slipstreamdontasktrix - The box contains a set of space bridge repair tools. Or, at least that's what the label says - good luck getting it open. The set is locked within a hellishly complex puzzle box that'd take either a very clever mind or a very big gun to open. (Though the latter option risks ruining the contents!) The name at the bottom of the box reads SHOCKWAVE, alongside a picture of him.
»Dead Enddinnerdate - There's a variety of weapon-cleaning cloths and sharpening tools inside this box, as well as a trophy display case. Disturbingly, it looks as though it's designed to hold a variety of heads. The name at the bottom of the box reads GRIMLOCK, alongside a picture of him.
»Grimlockheadcollector - The box contains an abnormally large, automated, combination vacuum/floor waxer. That's right: it's a space roomba. It'd probably be good for keeping bar floors clean, cleaning up after a hunger-motivated murder... roombas are good for all sorts of stuff. The name at the bottom of the box reads DEAD END, alongside a picture of him.
»TFP Starscreammy_own_trope - The box - which appeared out of thin air within the cell - is packed to the brim with a variety of "our condolences"-themed cards: "Our regrets on the loss of your loved one," "Our condolences on the death of your partner," "Sorry you're all alone now." The box also contains a book titled How to Take a Breakup Like a Champ. The name at the bottom of the box reads CHROMEDOME, alongside a picture of him.
»Chromedomeneedlefingers - The box contains a sharpening kit, good for use on either one's own claws or one's surely extensive collection of knives and blades. The name at the bottom of the box reads STARSCREAM, alongside a picture of him.
»Arceefugitrix - There's heads in the box. It smells bad, and they are still fresh. One of them is winking, over and over again. A closer look will reveal that the winking one is Cybertronian in nature, but the rest appear to have been collected from a variety of large, reptilian organics. The name at the bottom of the box reads SLAG, alongside a picture of him.
»Slagheadgames - Inside this box is a robotic dromeosaurus, complete with metallic mock feathers. Over time, it will become obvious that the little guy has some problems. The most notable one is that it will - seemingly at random - emit a piercing cry and deliver a bite to the closest object. This includes 'bots, 'cons, doorways and anything that frightens it. On the bright side, it loves belly rubs. The name at the bottom of the box reads ARCEE, alongside a picture of her.
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GROUP ITEMS
In addition to the individual items listed above, the Lambda has coughed up a number of materials that are available for the taking to all occupants of the Haven:
»Battlemechs - In one of the flatter valleys within the junk pile stands perhaps two dozen battlemechs. They're identical, each one 30 feet tall and sporting a pair of arm-mounted laser rifles. They're unsuitable for reprogramming as personal battle drones but they do have cockpits: characters will need to be of about average human shape and size to pilot one. (Mod note: One mech per character, please.)
»A garden supply store - A well-stocked garden supply center has appeared on one of the outer edges of the junk pile. The outside has taken a beating and the chain name has fallen off, but the interior of the building is pristine. Characters will find bags of soil, a variety of seeds, and all of the tools they might need to set up a vegetable patch (Or a flower garden, for either the less practical types or those without the need for organic sustenance).
»An interior design warehouse - Situated in a slightly less convenient location on the sloped side of one of the larger mountains of compacted junk is a new warehouse. It seems to have been the stocking area for an interior design retailer. Carpets, blinds, lights, couches - there's some high-quality merchandise to be found within. Go nuts and pretty up your living quarters, if you're so inclined.
»Pillows - The junk pile seems more colourful overall today. There is an unusual abundance of pillows to be found. Big ones, small ones, fluffy ones, shiny ones. So many pillows. And it's not just the junk pile - characters may spot a few in other areas of the Haven, perched on rocks or stuffed into crevices. There are many within the temples, balanced on protruding sections of wall, piled into vents, and crammed into unused storage rooms by the dozen. Maybe even into your character's room! Did they appear there by themselves? Did the Acolytes drag them back in a feeble and simple-minded attempt to spruce up their Lords' temples? No one is sure.
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As usual, if there are any questions or problems - you signed up and we forgot to put you on the list, you're not happy with your surprise item, etc. - drop us a comment here and we'll get back to you ASAP!
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SINGLES
»Knock Out - A large sword. It bears a striking resemblance to the Dark Star Saber, but without any of its associated special abilities. It does seem to glow in the dark, however.
»Barricade - An orbital assault carrier that has seen better days. The weapons are offline and it'll take some work to get it airborne again, but it's far from unsalvageable.
»Strelok - A wiggling, hungry little pseudodog puppy, not quite ready to be on its own just yet. At this age it hasn't developed any of the mental abilities its species is sometimes known for, but maybe some day it will.
»Noisy Boy - The computer chip housing Zeus' autonomy programming. Go forth and fight, brave little boxer-bot!
»Kaon - A pair of musical tesla coils, set to play "In the Hall of the Mountain King."
»R2-D2 - A blue lightsaber that looks an awful lot like Anakin's. In fact, it probably is Anakin's. Mind your fingers around that thing.
»Rose - A motorcycle, gassed up and ready to go. Tribal dragons have been stenciled on each side.
»Skyfire - A non-sentient lab assistant drone. It doesn't speak, but it can follow simple instructions: hold this, bring me that instrument, go collect a sample. Eventually, it could be upgraded to contain and utilize its own bank of data collection and analysis instruments.
»Ambulon - A good-natured Diagnostic Drone, complete with darling little nurse's cap.
»Frenzy - An electric guitar. You can play it, it makes music. I'm stumped on what else to say about it.
»IDW Perceptor - The original Chronicles of the Wreckers. They're in good condition, for having landed in the Junk Pile.
»Blackarachnia - A small wolf plush toy, gray and fuzzy. When squeezed, it repeats a few recorded words: "I love you."
»FoC Perceptor - A set of self-help books: Making Friends: a Guide for Antisocial Geniuses, Other People Have Feelings: How Not to Crush Them, It's Okay, We All Die Alone: Coping with Abandonment. It should be noted that none of the authors are well-respected in their field.
»Sentinel Prime - A scrapbook bearing the title "The Good Old Days," and containing candid photos of Sentinel, Optimus, and Elita that no one should really have. In fact, Sentinel likely won't recall ever being in many of the depicted situations. Alternate universes, man, weird stuff.
»TFP Shockwave - A predacon bone. Not exactly fresh, but surely no less useful for Shockwave's purposes because of it. (Remember to clear the extent of development of any predacons you clone with it with the mods, first!)
»Drill Boy - A robotic monkey. It's frightened and confused, but it should calm down over time and grow into a friendly shoulder-sitting pet. Good luck taming its mischievous streak, however - some things can never be fully controlled!
»Bumblebee - Several holograms of Cybertron as it once was: shining and whole, bustling with activity. They were obviously taken from long before the war.
»Crow T. Robot - A VHS copy of Robot Monster. Lord, Crow, what is your life?)
»Urdnot Wrex - A pack of varren. Actually, it might be two or three packs' worth - there's quite a lot of them. They seem very hungry, and very aggressive - though maybe if you could kill off all but one, the survivor could be taken as a pet. Happy hunting!
»Albert Heinrich - A severed cyborg arm with a deathgrip on a collection of photographs: Hilda, Vina, the other cyborgs. Both the arm and the photos seem very old, as though they haven't been disturbed for a very long time.
»Skids - Several dozen road flags. Mixed in with the standard flags are the occasional misprints, which read "NO FUN ZONE". Maybe Prowl would have a use for those.
»Wheeljack - An energon whip. I don't really have any more flavour text for this one. You know what you requested, missy.
»Rewind - A DVD box set of several truly inspired movies: Battlefield Earth, Howard the Duck, Troll 2, Sharktopus, Human Centipede, the animated version of Titanic, and five copies of Catwoman.
»Mirage - Que's spectacles. Focus on the happy memories, Mirage.
»Skywarp - A throne, constructed from seeker wings: blue, black, gray and... well, maybe you shouldn't look too closely. You might recognize someone in there.
»Red Alert - A rocket launcher. What does a medic need a rocket launcher for? Dunno, but she's got one now.
»Four - An appropriately-sized and brightly-coloured bouncy castle, uninflated. It would probably make a good (if a little fragile) clubhouse once set up. A little digging in the nearby junk should produce a pump to inflate it with.
»Fairy Leviathan - An audio recording of several hours' worth of whale song. However, the person who recorded it didn't speak whale (as most people don't). The sounds are mostly those of a fractured pod calling for its lost members. It all sounds rather melancholy.
»Tarn - A transforming sniper rifle, although all it seems to transform into is a faceless body that looks a lot like Vos.
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SWAP PAIRS
All items found by these characters are packaged within unlabelled boxes. When opened, however, characters will find a name written in bold print at the bottom alongside a picture of the intended recipient - you can't miss it. Please contact your swap partner OOCly before your character finds the item or posts about finding it, so you two can decide how you want the exchange to occur, if you want to play it out or handwave it, or find out if your partner wants to renegotiate their surprise item with us first.
»Leonard McCoy
adamndoctor - The box contains a comprehensive collection of poetry by Megatron, as well as his early political works. Included are some dramatic recordings and re-readings voiced by someone who very obviously has neither his charisma, his conviction, nor a degree in performance theater. You get what you pay for, okay? The name at the bottom of the box reads MEGATRON, alongside a picture of him. »IDW Megatron
megaton - This box is big, very big. And yet, within it, there is a single photograph: two men side by side, wearing similar uniforms. One is smiling and one... not so much. It's an unremarkable sort of photo. But hey, it arrived in a really big box, so it must mean something to someone, right? The name at the bottom of the box reads LEONARD MCCOY, alongside a picture of him.»Jetfire
angleofscience - The box is absolutely packed and almost overflowing with origami paper of all sizes and colours. Some of the larger sheets are actually thin slices of metal, big enough for bots to manipulate and fold. The name at the bottom of the box reads MIKO NAKADAI, alongside a picture of her.»Miko Nakadai
heavymetalgenkigirl - Inside this box is a book, containing some of the most poignant and powerful excerpts from the Covenant of Primus. There's also a cloak that seems to be made of woven strands of metal and a very tall hat. Cybertronian religious customs in alternate realities might be a little weird. The name at the bottom of the box reads JETFIRE, alongside a picture of him.»McCrane
mccrane - The box contains a small, robotic penguin with evil-looking eyes. It seems mean... maybe it should stay in the box. The name at the bottom of the box reads LAHARL, alongside a picture of him.»Laharl
laharl - A robotic leg, large enough to function as one of the limbs of a combiner. Despite being non-sentient, it comes with enough pre-progamming to receive data from the group mind and transmit a little information as well - though the only vocal output it seems capable of are short beeps and the words "HELLO I AM LEG." The name at the bottom of the box reads MCCRANE, alongside a picture of him.»Thundercracker
notyourblueangel - There's a chess set in the box. It's a nice portable set: the gameboard can be folded in two to form a carrying case for the pieces. The name at the bottom of the box reads KAY FARADAY, alongside a picture of her.»Kay Faraday
littlecrowgirl - There's a gumball machine in the box. However, instead of the standard earth bubblegum, the spheres inside the machine are filled with an unsually tacky variety of energon. It's probably as close to gum as robots can get. The name at the bottom of the box reads THUNDERCRACKER, alongside a picture of him.»Elita One
invisiblepinkboat - The box contains a family photo: Cody Burns, and four adults. In what is surely a tremendous shock, the name at the bottom of the box reads CODY BURNS, alongside a different picture of him.»Cody Burns
toguidethem - The box contains what looks like a very large, very pink bird-shaped drone. A little examination will reveal that it's capable of transforming into a set of attachable wings that are just about the right size for a Cybertronian. The name at the bottom of the box reads ELITA ONE, alongside a picture of her.»Ravage
im_wavin - There's a rather sizable cannon in the box, around ten feet in length, give or take a few feet. It's big enough to dish out some pretty serious hits, but it doesn't look to have an unlimited number of shots. The name at the bottom of the box reads BULKHEAD, alongside a picture of him.»Bulkhead,
neverputincharge - The box contains a ball pit - yes, an entire ball pit, complete with a few hundred colourful balls, and large enough for a cassetticon to lounge around inside. The name at the bottom of the box reads RAVAGE, alongside a picture of him.»Power Joe
kungfugeek - The box contains a rather extensive scrapbooking kit. Blank books, decorative paper, stickers, little charms, scissors... If it can be used to make a scrapbook, it's probably in the box. Everyone needs a hobby! The name at the bottom of the box reads BLURR, alongside a picture of him.»Blurr
raceme - The box contains a box set of a Spanish soap opera, the title of which translates to something along the lines of "When Javier Loved Me." The plot is difficult to make out, a majority of the lines are delivered by crying actors, and tense scenes are often interrupted by past characters coming back from the dead. There are one hundred and three episodes to be enjoyed. The name at the bottom of the box reads POWER JOE, alongside a picture of him.»IDW Starscream
aerospacecommander - This box contains a gun! No, wait, it's moving. Now it's changing form - is that a little metal boar made out of gun pieces? Why, yes it is. Its name is Noji, though it probably won't be able to tell you that. The name at the bottom of the box reads FRACAS, alongside a picture of him.»Fracas
redshirtrobot - There's a large aquarium in the box, filled with about a dozen mean little piranacons. Handfeeding the piranacons is not recommended. The name at the bottom of the box reads STARSCREAM, alongside a picture of him.»Kagerou
thxforthememories - Inside the box is what looks to be a coffee machine, though instead of coffee it produces more Cybertronian-appropriate fare. It also only seems to have two settings: freezing, and scalding. Every one out of ten uses it spits out a cup full of robot-safe, Cybertronian-consumable sprinkles instead. How bizarre. The name at the bottom of the box reads BLITZWING, alongside a picture of him.»Blitzwing
thermosomatic - Inside this relatively small box are five shuriken. They don't look all that remarkable, but there's no judging sentimental value from mere looks, is there? The name at the bottom of the box reads KAGEROU, alongside a picture of him.»Cliffjumper
cliffjumper - Within this box lies a birdcage. A half dozen little yellow birds are fluttering and twittering about behind its bars, occasionally pecking at the little bell hanging inside it with them. The name at the bottom of the box reads SWOOP, alongside a picture of him.»Swoop
prettyfly4adinobot - There's a bottle inside the box, full of little walking nuts and bolts. They're scraplets, for sure, though they're of a non-aggressive persuasion. Instead of eating metal, they'll heal it. The name at the bottom of the box reads CLIFFJUMPER, alongside a picture of him.»IDW Ironhide
arnhaid - The box contains a "#1 DETECTIVE" mug big enough for a Cybertronian, as well as a "Best Friends" photoframe... but the picture inside the frame is only of Prowl. Predictably, the name at the bottom of the box reads PROWL, alongside a picture of him.»Prowl
fun_police - Inside the box is a Cybertronian-sized light-up tie bearing the word "DAD". The name at the bottom of the box reads IRONHIDE, alongside a picture of him.»Sideswipe
stabbywheelfeet - The box contains a Cybertronian-sized pair of rollerblades. They are painted in garish hues of lime green and an optic-searing pink. The name at the bottom of the box reads MEGATRON, alongside a picture of him.»SG Megatron
a_father_to_his_men - There's a claw machine inside the box, the kind filled with stuffed animals. In addition to the usual stuffed bears and colourful fuzzy animals, this one seems to contain a few plush cars, as well. It is just as difficult to get the prize you're after out of this machine as any other - and the glass on this one seems unusually resistant to being punched. The name at the bottom of the box reads SIDESWIPE, alongside a picture of him.»Bay!Shockwave
noparachutes - The box contains a grappling line mod, in suspiciously Optimus Prime-y colours. Were sure it's simple coincidence. The name at the bottom of the box reads SLIPSTREAM, alongside a picture of her.»Slipstream
dontasktrix - The box contains a set of space bridge repair tools. Or, at least that's what the label says - good luck getting it open. The set is locked within a hellishly complex puzzle box that'd take either a very clever mind or a very big gun to open. (Though the latter option risks ruining the contents!) The name at the bottom of the box reads SHOCKWAVE, alongside a picture of him.»Dead End
dinnerdate - There's a variety of weapon-cleaning cloths and sharpening tools inside this box, as well as a trophy display case. Disturbingly, it looks as though it's designed to hold a variety of heads. The name at the bottom of the box reads GRIMLOCK, alongside a picture of him.»Grimlock
headcollector - The box contains an abnormally large, automated, combination vacuum/floor waxer. That's right: it's a space roomba. It'd probably be good for keeping bar floors clean, cleaning up after a hunger-motivated murder... roombas are good for all sorts of stuff. The name at the bottom of the box reads DEAD END, alongside a picture of him.»TFP Starscream
my_own_trope - The box - which appeared out of thin air within the cell - is packed to the brim with a variety of "our condolences"-themed cards: "Our regrets on the loss of your loved one," "Our condolences on the death of your partner," "Sorry you're all alone now." The box also contains a book titled How to Take a Breakup Like a Champ. The name at the bottom of the box reads CHROMEDOME, alongside a picture of him.»Chromedome
needlefingers - The box contains a sharpening kit, good for use on either one's own claws or one's surely extensive collection of knives and blades. The name at the bottom of the box reads STARSCREAM, alongside a picture of him.»Arcee
fugitrix - There's heads in the box. It smells bad, and they are still fresh. One of them is winking, over and over again. A closer look will reveal that the winking one is Cybertronian in nature, but the rest appear to have been collected from a variety of large, reptilian organics. The name at the bottom of the box reads SLAG, alongside a picture of him.»Slag
headgames - Inside this box is a robotic dromeosaurus, complete with metallic mock feathers. Over time, it will become obvious that the little guy has some problems. The most notable one is that it will - seemingly at random - emit a piercing cry and deliver a bite to the closest object. This includes 'bots, 'cons, doorways and anything that frightens it. On the bright side, it loves belly rubs. The name at the bottom of the box reads ARCEE, alongside a picture of her.--
GROUP ITEMS
In addition to the individual items listed above, the Lambda has coughed up a number of materials that are available for the taking to all occupants of the Haven:
»Battlemechs - In one of the flatter valleys within the junk pile stands perhaps two dozen battlemechs. They're identical, each one 30 feet tall and sporting a pair of arm-mounted laser rifles. They're unsuitable for reprogramming as personal battle drones but they do have cockpits: characters will need to be of about average human shape and size to pilot one. (Mod note: One mech per character, please.)
»A garden supply store - A well-stocked garden supply center has appeared on one of the outer edges of the junk pile. The outside has taken a beating and the chain name has fallen off, but the interior of the building is pristine. Characters will find bags of soil, a variety of seeds, and all of the tools they might need to set up a vegetable patch (Or a flower garden, for either the less practical types or those without the need for organic sustenance).
»An interior design warehouse - Situated in a slightly less convenient location on the sloped side of one of the larger mountains of compacted junk is a new warehouse. It seems to have been the stocking area for an interior design retailer. Carpets, blinds, lights, couches - there's some high-quality merchandise to be found within. Go nuts and pretty up your living quarters, if you're so inclined.
»Pillows - The junk pile seems more colourful overall today. There is an unusual abundance of pillows to be found. Big ones, small ones, fluffy ones, shiny ones. So many pillows. And it's not just the junk pile - characters may spot a few in other areas of the Haven, perched on rocks or stuffed into crevices. There are many within the temples, balanced on protruding sections of wall, piled into vents, and crammed into unused storage rooms by the dozen. Maybe even into your character's room! Did they appear there by themselves? Did the Acolytes drag them back in a feeble and simple-minded attempt to spruce up their Lords' temples? No one is sure.
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