Thankfully for you, the page seems to have misinterpreted your intent. Obviously, your idea was to be saving everyone from the bad guys, complete with a cape and your impressive ordnance. How lucky everyone else will be, because you, for the duration of the event, will feel compelled to step in and set things to rights.

A true hero.

Even if you don't want to be.

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