I ... don't actually know how tall Starscream is. Thanks for reminding me that I'll need to figure that out for myself.

And no comment on the missing tcog, Starscream just happens to be the one seeker in the world that prefers to go for long walks along the beach instead of fly to his destinations.

How tall is Slipstream? I'm not great with TFA sizes, but apparently TFA!Starscream is enormous?

.... And I'm sure there's going to be some flailing involved, if not at the very least there will be some hysterics.